An order of South Park with everything on it
Ronnie decided to show me what it looks like when you put absolutely everything onto a South Park character.
Everything Man
Well, after a series of requests, below are the lyrics to “Everything Man”. And remember, (some of) you asked for them!
EVERYTHING MAN
EVERYTHING MAN
DOES WHATEVER ANYTHING CAN
SPINS A WEB
ANY SIZE
BATHES IN MUD
AND HE CAN FLY!
LOOK OUT HERE COMES EVERYTHING MAN’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S TABLE!!!!
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I can’t believe Debbie hasn’t asked already… so I will: yes please!
I would like to know who wins if Everything Man and Triangle Man have a fight.
Hope you like the update with lyrics. Love that 8th stanza, eh?