An order of South Park with everything on it

Posted by rae in entertainment, family
at 4:01 pm on Monday, 19 February 2007

Ronnie decided to show me what it looks like when you put absolutely everything onto a South Park character.

Everything Man
Everything Man

Ronnie and his friend Tyler even wrote a version of the Spider-Man song called “Everything Man”. If there is sufficient demand (read: if even one person asks for it) I’ll post it here as an update.

Update:
Well, after a series of requests, below are the lyrics to “Everything Man”. And remember, (some of) you asked for them!

EVERYTHING MAN
EVERYTHING MAN
DOES WHATEVER ANYTHING CAN
SPINS A WEB
ANY SIZE
BATHES IN MUD
AND HE CAN FLY!
LOOK OUT HERE COMES EVERYTHING MAN’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S MOM’S SISTER’S COUSIN’S UNCLE’S SECOND COUSIN’S FORMER ROOM-MATE’S CO-WORKER’S EX-WIFE’S PET’S CHILD’S OWNER’S AMOEBA’S MATE’S HOST’S DAD’S MOM’S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT COUSIN’S CLOCK’S UMBRELLA’S ROOM-MATE’S TABLE!!!!

Comments(3)

    Comment by jwr at 12:38 am on 20 February 2007 at

    I can’t believe Debbie hasn’t asked already… so I will: yes please!

    Comment by John Chew at 10:52 pm on 24 February 2007 at

    I would like to know who wins if Everything Man and Triangle Man have a fight.

    Comment by rae at 2:30 pm on 26 February 2007 at

    Hope you like the update with lyrics. Love that 8th stanza, eh?

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